Another late-night "surfer"

Subway surfer killed while trying to ride on top of F train

A subway surfer was killed in Brooklyn Wednesday morning when he tried to climb on top of a train, police said.

The unidentified man was between the cars of a southbound F train trying to climb on top when he was clipped and fell at the Fourth Ave./Ninth St. station around 4:45 a.m., cops said.

He died at the scene, officials said.

Southbound F and G trains were bypassing the station Wednesday morning as police investigated.

I don't believe this man was trying to "surf."

I think two or more thugs forced him between cars and then lifted him up and held him elevated until his head struck an obstruction and he was killed.

They have done the same thing before, also in Brooklyn and also in the very late hours.

What do the police really think?

It is my opinion that they also are convinced both these men were murdered but their bosses are beholden to the MTA and the MTA would rather see murderers get away with their crimes than risk losing a few dollars in a law suit.

Congratulations to the NYPD's Transit Bureau!

Congratulations, New York media for swallowing such a load of manure!

Read this for other late hours "accidents."

Man Slashed on Platform

Brutal Brooklyn couple beats, slashes man on subway platform

A 21-year-old man was slashed in the head, face and chest during a clash with a violent couple at a Brooklyn train station, officials said.

On Monday, police released surveillance images of the two attackers in the hopes the public can identify them.

The victim got into an argument with a man and a woman inside the Prospect Park subway station about 5:15 a.m. Sunday, cops said.

As the argument heated up, the victim was punched in the face by the man. When the victim fought back, the woman crept up behind him with a blade and slashed him in the head, face, chest and hands, officials said.

Perhaps the next time these thugs will be smarter and simply push an unconscious victim onto the tracks.

If they do, the NYPD Transit Bureau will ensure that the death will be called an "accident" and not a single detective will be looking for the two murderers.