Sunday, September 18, 2016

Guess When This "Accident" Happened


The MTA Lawyers' Best Friend (a/k/a the NYPD's Transit Bureau) strikes again.

Cops said the unidentified victim was seen unsteady on his feet at the 77 St./Lexington Ave. station at about 5:30 a.m. He walked up to the edge of the platform, pitched forward and landed on the tracks, according to authorities. He died at the scene
 ... Authorities said the man was not hit by subway cars after he fell off the tracks, but died from other causes.

I tell ya, there's something really strange goin' on in that New York City subway system.

People keep falling on tracks, taking sleep breaks on tracks or deciding to surf on top of moving trains.

But they only do that when there are no witnesses around.

Weird.

(Note the wishy-washy language. He "was seen" being "unsteady" on his feet. No mention of a witness. And, of course, no surveillance cameras are in place to record this "accident" because the MTA lawyers' don't want those annoying things in places where they can record homicidal attacks.)

Related links.

Why Do So Many "Accidents" Occur When there are so few Witnesses?

No Cameras? No Problem!

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