Friday, September 30, 2016

Vicious Beating in Bronx Subway


By  Rocco Parascandola (email)
Their mother must be so proud.

A 25-year-old man has been busted in the beating and choking of a couple on a Bronx subway platform — and now cops are looking for his twin brother.

Terrifying video police released earlier this month captured the Sept. 12 attack, which took place around 6 a.m. in the 149th St.-Grand Concourse station on the 4 line.
 Dumb twins.
 
Track homicides are guaranteed "perfect" crimes.

Just do it when there are no witnesses and the NYPD will announce "There's no evidence of foul play." 

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Another "Walker" Killed in the Off-Hours

QUEENS — A man was found dead after being hit by an A train in the Rockaways on Wednesday night, police said.

The man, whose identity wasn't immediately released, was on the tracks when a northbound A train struck him near Rockaway Freeway and Beach 25th Street, about 11 p.m., an NYPD spokesman said Thursday morning.

He was pronounced dead at the scene, police said.

Investigators don't suspect his death involved any criminality, they said.

LINK

Begin sarcasm.

Psychiatrists of the world, please pay attention!

For some unknown reason, people who use the New York subway system during off-hours (such as 11 PM in Rockaway) do utterly crazy things. They decide to take off their shoes and  "stroll"  barefooted or to "surf" on the roof  of a moving train or "snooze" down there on the tracks.

Please, psychiatrists, help our dedicated civil servants to understand this strange malady.

End sarcasm





Sunday, September 18, 2016

Guess When This "Accident" Happened


The MTA Lawyers' Best Friend (a/k/a the NYPD's Transit Bureau) strikes again.

Cops said the unidentified victim was seen unsteady on his feet at the 77 St./Lexington Ave. station at about 5:30 a.m. He walked up to the edge of the platform, pitched forward and landed on the tracks, according to authorities. He died at the scene
 ... Authorities said the man was not hit by subway cars after he fell off the tracks, but died from other causes.

I tell ya, there's something really strange goin' on in that New York City subway system.

People keep falling on tracks, taking sleep breaks on tracks or deciding to surf on top of moving trains.

But they only do that when there are no witnesses around.

Weird.

(Note the wishy-washy language. He "was seen" being "unsteady" on his feet. No mention of a witness. And, of course, no surveillance cameras are in place to record this "accident" because the MTA lawyers' don't want those annoying things in places where they can record homicidal attacks.)

Related links.

Why Do So Many "Accidents" Occur When there are so few Witnesses?

No Cameras? No Problem!