Four Impossible Deaths

As a perfunctory investigation would confirm, it is physically impossible for a person walking between subway cars to accidentally fall to the tracks. There are assemblies of heavy-duty safety chains in place that ensure such deaths simply cannot occur. The murderer of Tanya Middleton had to disconnect the chains in order to push her off the train.

But the media accepts as believable the MTA/NYPD claim that four men did the impossible in a single month.